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Customer: I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes, I can. Are you ready? The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programmes running. Is it okay to install?
Tech Support: Er… what programmes are running?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory. Love will eventually override Low Self-esteem with a module of its own called High Self-esteem. However, you have to turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Customer: Actually, I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Wow, Love has started installing itself.
Tech Support: You have only the base programme. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message ‘Error – Programme not run on external components.’ What should I do now?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive Self; Realise Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.
Customer: Okay.
Tech Support: Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to ensure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to pass it around to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, thank you so much.
Thus Love will remove Past Hurt (Hatred), Grudge & Resentment (Complaining Nature) and will bring Smile & Peace, and bring us closer to God.`
Customer: I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes, I can. Are you ready? The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programmes running. Is it okay to install?
Tech Support: Er… what programmes are running?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory. Love will eventually override Low Self-esteem with a module of its own called High Self-esteem. However, you have to turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Customer: Actually, I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Wow, Love has started installing itself.
Tech Support: You have only the base programme. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message ‘Error – Programme not run on external components.’ What should I do now?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive Self; Realise Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.
Customer: Okay.
Tech Support: Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to ensure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to pass it around to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, thank you so much.
Thus Love will remove Past Hurt (Hatred), Grudge & Resentment (Complaining Nature) and will bring Smile & Peace, and bring us closer to God.`
